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Men in TreesThere is deep seeded urge in all men, an urge for conflict, for going to down to the rudimentary elements and the bare being. In some it manifests as bush walks in others warring. It is necessary to give in to these urges to maintain you chi balance.While Darwinians believe these "primal" urges have more to do with evolution. It is our belief that in fact this deals more with

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Aunty JubeesThere are a group of females who may have well been created from a Stepford wife kind of mishap. They are known as the Jubees. You get them in large variates be they small, vertically challenged or large boned. They are unmistakably Aunty Jubees though, you can see it in the details of their bone structure, body language and general demeanor.The question then arises is if not from a

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Oh What an incestuous bunch!Its a rare occasion that the Master of Chi comes across such a bunch of incestuous stalwarts for lack of command of the English language. They do not intend to grow in any direction besides in the direction of ass kissing each other. Where he believes that criticism is the root of growth as entrepreneurs, as artists and more importantly as people.They feed of these

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Deathbook:Of Men and DeerWith every corner of the globe covered by the big bad WWW, naivety reigns supreme. There are two types of people in this world those who pose no challenge to the sick and the sadistic and those who think they do.Some are hooded, some prefer knowing the image of their face will be burnt into the retina of their prey's eyes, yet to find prey is simple, facebook, myspace,

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Wipe crap with crap!Ah, the beauty of letting a couple heavies go slinking down the bowl, the wonderful wafty aroma of that chocolaty stuff, His Chi-ness turn to face the paper of the Gods, to his utter dismay its not the normal 3 ply heaven he is accustomed to, its recycled!And so ends the interlude to how the hell is recycled toilet paper made. Who ever even thought of it in the first place,

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Luncheon is served best cold.Many a farmer have pondered over the mysterious deaths of their chickens lately...It is a very odd occurrence we of the chi have overhead, but we had not found what it is that is causing this devastation until recently. We have heard the cries in the dead of the day at night...(You maybe wondering we?). The screams of intense pain, the calls to free range, to be

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After recent complaints about the nature of the chapters, the author has decided to put deeper thought into what he will be posting, leaving a greater feeling of open endedness, in the hope that such antics may realise much greater debates and discussions, as such the truth hidden in the fiction may arise to enlighten all that may arrive on this doorstep...This public service announcement was

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ENT(Electro Nanite Technololgy) and the Future of Our LiningsThe Future of our linings have been infected, infected to such a degree that even those with will power tend to falter ever so slightly now and then, As the open flame from a candle to flickers in the breeze.The age of technochemolgy has dawned, globalization is leading to a new form of communism, one where all think alike, act alike

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Biochemical PollenCynodon dactylon, Cyperus spp. grasses in the Highveld area of South Africa, that pollinate 9 months in a year. Who has ever heard of grasses that pollinate for 75% of the year? I know you’re thinking that don’t worry scientist will give us a good explanation? Do you really think you should believe everything funded by economic giants and overbearing governments, where you smell

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Decibel TortureAll i remember is a cold dark, musty room, with the queer smell of dampness flooding in from the tiny whole above my head, and the the never ending, deafening crunching ringing through my enclosure.While you my ponder, why a man withe the poser of chi chose to remain locked up, put through endless torture when he could easily been the aggressor and wiped his foes out. I value the

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Reception, at the office, at home...Cellphone reception, radio reception, NO.What we are on about here is neuro reception. The finer details of one's grey matter...We all know the brain is responsible for lots of things but here we going to focus on why one such thing is responsible for emotions or the seemingly unbelievable way some people have the dumb happy look on their faces.(You know the

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And bani-shed thou shall be from the land of the cool, for uttering such atrocities against Coolkind!(Chapter 2, Verse 43, Book of Cool)--This Public Service Announcement was brought to you byThe Master of Chi--Valve Now ClosingFSAD

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Completely random acts of traffic ( Return of the Chi )Many of you have been wondering where hath the master of chi disappeared too? Well as some may remember i had to go into hiding from the VCC but after hours of negotiation through secret channels we hath come to an understanding and so...Well i used the time off to build little probes to solve or at least decipher the phenomenon now known as

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Do you drink recycledAt the time of writing i was being watched very carefully, the information i am going to provide you came at a great cost, people have lost their coffee privileges and were even stripped of their name tags for what they had provided me with...And now they( the vending company consolidation ) are watching me, stalking me and perhaps have hired a hitman to stop me...Lately i

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Undelivered Mail ( The truth is out there!! )Ive been having this problem for quite some time now...it seems as if SAPO ( South African Post Office ) has gotten into this habit of not delivering my mail.yes there is such a thing as mail that's not electronic and some people still rely on it.well back to the point... not only do they mange to not deliver mail sent to me with a large and clearly

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Writers BlockHi as seeing that i have been recently suffering from some writers block, it had actually made me think..( Yes i do think every now and then... but not too often for fear of coming across as intelligent... ) it made me think about two thing not sure if ill mention them both here...Ever wonder where writers block came from, sure you think duh writers block, it coz you can like to

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Uther AnuinThere are two theories floating around somewhere in the atmosphere with regards to the true origin of Author Unknown, many of us have seen this but never realized the truths behind this and just thought that some poor sod has missed out on whole lot of fame not registering that it is us who have missed out on a whole lot of history...The first Theory which is more wide accepted but as

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Overnight parts from JapanIn a world filled with everyday, everyweek, everymonth, everyyear problems...There is one simple yet beatifully eloquant solution, that is... "Overnight parts from Japan"Anything can be sorted or is already sorted by "Overnight parts from Japan",From a headache to the variable valve timing in a car...It really a simple process, You have a headache, it

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Where did that pothole come from!?!During a recent trip down memory lane( Old Vereeninging Rd ), a friend( Name not given to protect his Id from the swarms of fan mail he would be bound to receive due to him being in the same car as the All Knowing Master of Chi ) and me came across something very very weird and exclaimed "Where did that pothole come from?!?"After hours research and night spent

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People Complexity ( Insight by the Master of Chi )Apparently people are complex beings with many different whims and fancies...Life in essence is simple, You are born, you live and you die and to live you just need to cover the basic necessities of life, where you ask am i going with this, well if life is so simple it clearly boils down to people being simple.Think about it deep down all we do is

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Cow Wars:Revenge of the cheeseIt has come to my attention that the cows are rebelling...They are determined to reduce us humans into completely mindless zombies and have slowly been successfully doing so within certain industries and certail classes...The classes most affected so far have been the extremely rich and the accountants in the world proving that they do have some sort of plan. It

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Are you rBST hormone freeThousands of people all over the globe have bee suffering for eons without knowing why...They've been merrily drinking mass produced milk thinking its all good...until...a daughter who hasnt had her period yet feels the desire to get herselfed milked and asks her mother why if she is not pregnant is she lactating, has a burning desire to constantly have her nipples

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The All Knowing Master of Chi has Returned(pronounced Return-ned)After a long absense due to my isolation from the rest of the world to meditate and focus energies on solving solutions to lifes issues and problems in the forests of Mount Sinia(where cyanide originates from), I have returned with all my newly aquired knowledge.To all my faithfull and loyal subjects i thank thee for your patience,

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